Anthony Bourdain Reviews Sandra Lee

Posted by on Jan 6, 2011 in Food, TV | No Comments

I’ve never seen Sandra Lee’s (Andrew Cuomo’s girlfriend BTW) show on Food Network, but I might have to tune in cause if Bourdain is correct (and I bet he is), it must be a train-wreck.

Pure evil. This frightening Hell Spawn of Kathie Lee and Betty Crocker seems on a mission to kill her fans, one meal at a time. She Must Be Stopped. Her death-dealing can-opening ways will cut a swath of destruction through the world if not contained. I would likely be arrested if I suggested on television that any children watching should promptly go to a wooded area with a gun and harm themselves. What’s the difference between that and Sandra suggesting we fill our mouths with Ritz Crackers, jam a can of Cheez Wiz in after and press hard? None that I can see. This is simply irresponsible programming. Its only possible use might be as a psychological warfare strategy against the resurgent Taliban–or dangerous insurgent groups. A large-racked blonde repeatedly urging Afghans and angry Iraqis to stuff themselves with fatty, processed American foods might be just the weapon we need to win the war on terror.

Now clearly Bourdain can be really, really blunt. But doesn’t mean it isn’t right.

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