How To Write A Twitter Bio

Posted by on Feb 27, 2011 in Humor, Social Media | No Comments

Alex Blagg  shares with us his 15 top tips for creating the perfect Twitter bio. Just a few of my favorites:

5. If you go out to bars like every night of the week, you’re not alcoholic. You’re a Foursquare Ambassador.

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7. A great way to sound really smart and cool is to combine a vague/abstract word like “Idea” with an impressive or scientific-sounding title or profession. (ex. Idea Architect or Solution Ecologist)

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15. Even if you’re worth negative-$30,000 and running your entire ‘start-up business’ out of a Wi-Fi-enabled Denny’s booth, you should always list yourself as an “Entrepreneur”.

I hope this doesn’t hit too close to home for some of my readers :).

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