Welcome To The NFL Robert Griffin III

Posted by on Apr 30, 2012 in Sports | No Comments

Former NFL player Nate Jackson pens an open letter to future NFL draft picks Andrew Luck and Robert Griffin III.

After negotiating your contracts, you both will surely buy a house in an affluent suburb where no 22-year-old would be happy living. Your new neighbors will be rich as well, facelifted, lipo-sucked, Xanaxed and dripping in diamonds, simply delighted to welcome you to the neighborhood. You will commission an interior decorator, recommended by a neighbor, to furnish your home. This will guarantee it feels nothing like Home. And someday, when all of this is over, you’ll walk through and gaze upon the marble columns and the embroidered drapes like artifacts in a museum, wondering why you ever listened to that woman.

The whole thing is worth a read. Kind of sad really. Heck it almost makes you feel sorry for them.

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