You may have recently heard of Christine O’Donnell. She is the “tea bagger” from recently won the Republican nomination for Senator in Delaware. Last Friday on his HBO show Bill Maher aired a clip from 1999 in which O’Donnell explained that she “dabbled into witchcraft,” and even had a date that included a “midnight picnic on a satanic alter.” Oh, and for years she was the head of an organization that was against masturbation . Condoms won’t help protect against AIDS. Homosexuality is an identity disorder. Heck the list of crazy shit she has said could go on and on.
Well a group of folks in Delaware had a march for masturbation and the organizer was full of wonderful quotes:
Carrying signs reading, “O’Donnell: Hands Off Our Masturbation,” the angry masturbators clogged downtown Wilmington, stopping traffic for blocks.
Harley Farger, a leading Delaware masturbator and planner of the Million Masturbators March, said it was difficult to organize masturbators “because they’re used to acting alone.”
Mr. Farger, the executive director of the pro-monkey-spanking group MasturNation, said that the “wank and file” of his organization believe that masturbation is an inalienable right guaranteed by the Constitution.
Like I said, you got to love a sense of humor.